An academic satire by our own Dr. Rosen!

Dr. Rosen's academic satire piece was  selected for publication in McSweeneys (an online humor magazine) a few weeks ago. It is titled "Things in your office you can burn for warmth,". You can find it at the link below:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/things-in-your-university-office-you-can-burn-for-warmth

Enjoy (and stay warm)!