by Christopher Woods

PUBLIC NOTICE #2888765400

Biblical Secrets College, a junior college district of Chappell Hill County, is currently receiving bids for Processed Meats for campus cafeteria. 400 students, three meals a day, with “Family Reunion” buffets on Sundays after services. Bid Packages must include independent content test results. Previous processed meats vender used dog, cat, and rat remains in processed ham and sausages. Only cow, hog, chicken, and turkey venders need apply. Christian venders highly preferred.

Contact: Irma “Prayer” Prebysksi (978) 552-0876, Ext. 28

Photo: Christopher Woods
Christopher Woods is a writer, photographer, and teacher who lives in Houston and in Chappell Hill, Texas. His work has appeared recently in Litchfield Review, Glasgow Review, and Narrative Magazine. He shares a gallery with his wife Linda at Moonbird Hill Arts:

Photo by Linda Woods